Batman Vs Superman Impressions

This is just a quick spoiler-filled breakdown immediately post movie.

Likes:

Wonder Woman: Gal Gadot was great. Her action was great, she played off Batfleck well. I’m super excited for her movie. 

Alfred: Jeremy Irons killed it. So sassy and he got to take control! 

DAT SUIT IN THE BATCAVE OMG JASON?!?!? 😢😢😢😱😱🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Lex: in general I’m a Jesse Eisenberg fan and I really liked his portrayal of my favourite villain.

Hates:

THEY KILLED MERCY WTF SHE DIDNT EVEN GET TO KICK ASS AT ALL. We better get android Mercy smh. 

In what universe would Bruce throw away a powerful weapon and just completely lose track of it what the fuck?! 

And then Loius freaking Lane. Just casually walks in where the heroes are fighting to get it what? I mean her entire role has been terrible this series like she has no point except to be Superman’s humanity or some bullshit and it’s so frustrating.

I honestly didn’t understand anyone’s motivations in this movie. Like ok Lex is making a monster because…? Bruce hates Clark because…? I don’t even know. It was so weirdly rushed but completely drawn out in the worst areas? 

Anyway that was a pretty terrible movie. Best part was when Superman died Louis was so eyerollingly OA we started laughing and then clapped a little and this sent off some smatterings of clapping and laughing especially as the ~dramatics continued and this made some people in the theater reeeeeally mad. It was great. 

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